Lone Wolves United - March 2021 Update

Let's hope you have all calmed down following our april fools' announcement. Here is our real monthly update.

Very recently, the NS community was rudely awakened to find an act of incomprehensible horror. That's right, you probably know what we're talking about here. The attempted slander libel mudslinging condemnation of our beloved founder Scardino in the sycophantic rabble-rousing ineffectual honoured halls of the World Assembly, specifically the Security Council. Some of the less well-travelled amongst you may ask, what is the WA for anyway, apart from a means to allow for R/D action? Well... They purport to be some kind of mechanism to allow for collaboration and multiplayer action built into the system of NS itself. Plus, the World Assembly offers a chance to recognise particularly famous and infamous persons within the NS community. Oh, and liberations for regions that have received the gift of a raider's embrace for slightly too long.

In any case, for, well, being a raider, an attempt on condemnation was given. To which an impassioned defense was given:

So why exactly would we put up a defense then, you ask. After all, we're raiders. We should revel in this kind of stuff. The region itself has an active condemnation anyway‽

(Yes. That's an interrobang. Deal with it.)

Well, as you can see in his epic act of oratorical mastery, the problem with the proposal was not that it was a condemnation, but rather it was a misrepresentation of events that have happened. In this aspect, we as the region have always, and will always, offer him our unequivocal support. After all, the region looks out for one another.

In the end, justice was dispensed by the people. In an act of mass rationality and solidarity, the condemnation proposal was soundly defeated by a supermajority.

Indeed, all there is for us to say is this:

Here we go again with a quick run through to satiate your thirst for knowing what we have been up to by providing you with a steady flow of information. We start off with a casual paddle around on an easy jaunt around the region known as Drip Island. While we thought there would only be a trickle of support, it turned out to be a successful raid in the end and reinforcements flooded in. All the defenders could say was "dam". Perhaps it was due to our fluid organisation allowing us to be flexible in our operations.

The writer of this article is no geographer, but this nation piped up as part of our inflow of reinforcements. There's something about it that I can't quite put my finger on...

Hay, that was barely a small dribble, you say. Where's the breaking news? Well, this month, LWU have also participated in a joint operation with a multitude of allied regions, who all flooded in Equestria. Neigh, we were not horsing around when it comes to joint operations. While this was not an operation mane-ly conducted by us, we are still proud to be part of this joint operation, where over one hundred supporting nations have reinforced the delegate as of 29 March, 2021 in a strong show of togetherness and collaboration. It is with little wonder that the raider hold on the region has been stable, and so far, defenders attempting to retake the region have been shoe-d with relative ease.

Last but not least, previously we asked you the question, have you ever raided someone so hard they decided to leave NS?

Well, this time, we ask you another question.

Have you ever raided so hard... you decided to raid YOURSELF?

Because we have.

We thought this was a juicy target ripe for the taking. Turns out, it was a region created by one of us. So like last time, the founder came back. Except the founder was Among Us. That's what kids are into these days, right?

> mfw

By the way, for those of you who celebrate Mother's Day in March, we hope that you remembered. And for those who celebrate Mother's Day in May, consider it a reminder.